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No, don't XD It's kinda funny. Plus, its' Immy's language. And you don't want to not use it until the next semester and then forget it all ^^

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Kurtis: *nods* I can. 83
He HAD to. XD He has 4 younger siblings and his parents are out most of the time. His older sisters rather can't cook, don't want to cook....or in college XD
Kurtis: *grilling tilapia* :3

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Mmmmm...... B)
What would you do if Orbri stabbed you in the arm with a pen?

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I'm like a lawyer, except 16 candles short

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Cry.
Kurtis: DB< I would not cr-
Orbri: *stabs Kurtis with a pen* 8|
Kurtis: AH! DX ....*sniff* That....*sniff*....that....that....*sniff* THAT HURT! DX *starts sobbing*
See?


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Ally: DB *starts pulling out her first-aid stuff*!!!!

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Kurtis: *appreciates it* ('B

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Ich bin verrückt. :3

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Orbrielle: *strokes her pen lovingly* :3

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Hails: *brings Kurtis some ice cream* Awe poor sweetie...

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Dimitri: *comes crashing through a window, steals pen, and jumps on table* CALL ME KING!!!!!!!! *points to Orbri* DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! *tumble-rolls out the door*
..............he got high.
Everyone: Ah. 8|

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High and channeling Tamaki I see! XD

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That's how he rolls. B3
Kurtis: Questions? 83

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That's how he tumble-rolls 83
WHAT WOULD YOUR ALCHEMIST NAME BE? XD

Question cpyrght Andrea (B

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As in FMA name??? 8D

Would you be in the army??? 8DDD

They have such nice uniforms. TT3TT

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What gender does Kurtis like?

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Kurtis actually held no interest in either genders. He never had the urge to date anybody until Autolycus. Their ancestors WERE lovers at a point, they could've felt a similar affection. So the only person he's ever felt a love for is a guy....so I guess he likes dudes better. XD

HEY. *points to Jenn* XD That's what I asked the va's at the con. YOU!.....YOOOUUUUUU.

I don't think he'd be in the military unless he got drafted or something....though he WOULD look kinda' hawt in a uni. (B

Dimi: He'd be the Gay Alchemist.
Hector: Known for his homo-alchemy.
Dimi: *waves hands frantically* HE CAN TURN HOMOSEXUALS INTO GOLD! 8D
Kurtis actually is away for his summer trip to London with his family. He'll be gone for about a week.
Dimi: So we're here to answer his questions!!!! 83
...he didn't seem to happy about that.


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Hails: :D Kurtis went to London? I love London! I hope he brings me back something :3

Phoenix: London's for f@#ken pussies! Amsterdam...THAT is the f@#ken sh!t place to be!

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His daddy is originally from the UK. He has relatives thar. 83

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OMFG that made me laugh SO hard!!! XD Can I have a golden homosexual!?!? :D

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Dimi: You can have Kurtis when he comes back from London. 83 *points to Hails* He told us he'd bring us back some tea and scones! ...and lemon cakes....ooh! And curry chips. 8D

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Hails: Ohhh...I like tea! specially honey tea...and peppermint tea!

Phoenix: F@#ken ay....wish I'd gotten here earlier to meet the little poof!

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:3 little poof

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Dimi: He'll be back on Saturday. 8D For now, me and Hecty-Wecty will take questions for the little man. B3

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Sounds like fun 83 do you guys know the best pet he's ever had?

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Phoenix: Just how f@#ken GAY is he?
Hails: Phoenix! That's not a nice thing to ask!
Phoenix: Why? I don't f@#ken care if he's gay. I just wanna know HOW gay the f@#ken poof is. *grins*

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Kurtis actually isn't that gay...at all. 8| The only reason he has 'fashionable' clothes is because of his mom, he's pretty athletic, doesn't like shopping, and he's not even into dating or guys that much.
Dimi: So he's a fail gay. 83


KURTIS' BEST PET. HMMMMMMMMMM. He never really liked pets that much. His family always had lots of dogs and cats and other animals due to his other siblings, but he never really had a specific one for himself. His fave would probably be his oldest sister's canary that she left when she went to college. It loved Kurtis to death. (B And he fed it and let it out every day too. Besides that, he's never really bonded with animals. 8|
Ally: D'B

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Orbrielle: *giggles at Amsterdam 10 minutes after it was mentioned* Good times. Good times. :3

KURTIS! You need a parrot. :3

Imogen: OMG! DEN IT KAN SIT ON HIS SHOULDER AND HE KAN BE A PIRATE!! :O
Neil: :O YES! 8D
Imogen: 8D PIRATES! ARRRR!
Neil: AARRRR ME HEARTIES!!!
Imogen: 8D
Neil: 8D

Damnit. I just don't know anymore. ):

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Sol: *Slaps Neil & marches out* Idiot.

D': It's so sad! Has he ever WANTED to get closer to animals? Or is that his ONE gay orifice? Like "GET YOUR DOG OFF OF MY COUCH" sorta thing?

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Kurtis: I like DOGS! DB ...but I hate one's that slobber. B|
Tanner the St. Bernard: 8D
Kurtis:...like him.

He just never had the urge to have a pet. 8| It's not like he can't take care of them or he doesn't like them, he just doesn't want one. XD

Kurtis: ....but....what if the parrot pooped on my shoulder? |B
Neil: 8|
Immy: 8|
Archie: *from afar* LOLOLOLOL MY SIIIIIDES!!!!!!!!!! X'D

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Ich bin verrückt. :3

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Imogen: *throws a can of soda surprisingly far enough to hit Archie in the head* DIS IS A VERY SERIOUS KVESTIUN!!!! >BO


-- Edited by Xtream Emily on Sunday 13th of June 2010 12:27:26 AM

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Kurtis: And, I don't like parrots. They're noisy )B

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Allessa: *watches as Immy's soda can goes flying through the air*..... 8o..... *watches it impact with Archies head* SCORE! \8D/

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Haileigh: KURRRRTISSSSSS! *glomps Kurtis and cuddles* Kurtis how was London? Did you have fun? Did you meet the Queen> Did you bring me back something?
Phoenix: *grins and punches his arm* Hey I'm Phoenix I'm new. If you had a good time in London...you'd love Amsterdam even more!

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Imogen: You vould have more fun in Germany! :D

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Kurtis: *is squished* Ahm...London was beautiful, but it rained a lot. I had lots of fun, thank you ^^ No, I didn't meet the Queen. I brought snacks back from England and my mom might be realesing a new brand so I'm sure she'll let you have a few designs for free. *looks at Phoenix* We already met. 8| And I've been to Amsterdam. 3 years ago, my mom had a fashion show. 83

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FUN ^_^
Maiya: Well hey thar. He's a pretty little gay boy :3

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Kurtis: Just because I like ONE person in my entire life and he happens to be male, that automatically makes me gay? B|
Dimitri: Yes. B3

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Kurty darling :3 I'm asking everybody this question: if you had the chance to be female for a day, would you do it, why, and what would you do?

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Dimitri: I wouldn't say there'd be much of a difference. BD
Kurtis:.....I hope you catch on fire. B|
Hector: I can arange that. B3


Kurtis: Well, I wouldn't say I'd like to. The menestral cycle sounds painfully uncomfortable. )B But if I had to, I guess I'd check ut the girl's restroom....just to see if it was any different from the mens. 8| That's it.

Not very adventurous. 8|

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Kurtis, sweet-heart, you haven't had a menstrual cycle until you've had one like mine. B|

I hope you turn out like my sister. Lucky girl barely feels hers. DB

Ally: >_> *is not gonna question as to why Danielle is talking to Kurtis as if he WERE a girl*

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XD didn't we randomly start talking about our periods in a different thread?
Kurtyy!!! Are you sure that's IT?

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.....We did, didn't we? XDD

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Kurtis: *look in the corner to see a very distressed looking clown* No, that's Bo-Bo. 83

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.................XD

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Don't diss Bo-Bo. He's a very sad clown. )8
QUESTIONS? HM?

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Who's BoBo?

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A clown. 83


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