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HERMES AAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNND...
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....seriously, I can't decide. xD
I WOULD say myself, but even I in my obsession with him disapprove of self-pairing with a character.

I'm baaaad, in any case. Ever since that picture I did with Atlanta nomming Hermes' leg I thought they'd be a fun crack pairing...
Of course, so would HerryxHermes (I call that pairing 'HerHer'.)
And NeilxHermes
And JAYxHermes.
AND ARCHIExHERMES
AND THERESAxHERMES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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Let meh see... well HermesxTheresa would be fun to see... hmm NeilxHermes, I don't think Hermes would stand a self-loving boy, JayxHermes is sweet especially HerryxHermes, ArchiexHermes? I don't know... maybe. So HermesxTheresa, HermesxAtlanta would be my choice of crack'n couples, no? Well, it's my opinion if you ask me...


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Jay and Hermes as a couple seems sort of right. >__>

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Seems sort of funny, too. 83

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Sort of right in a funny sort of way.

Hermes never married??

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Nope. Mostly just courtiers and one-night stands.
There WAS one lady he was s'posed to marry...
But that fell through when her sister acted like a total friggen idiot and pissed Hermes off, so he turned her to stone and left in a huff.
I dunno if he married that girl.
8( The book doesn't say.

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Was he in love with that girl. )`:

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....No clue. xD

Hermes: ... +Keeps his mout shut+ 8|

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HERMES! YOU MUST OPEN YOU HEEEEAART! DB

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WAIT. If he never got married....how did HE happen? *points to Autolycus* Or was it one of those things where he got the chick preggo and ABANDONED her? DB

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+Cough+ ...He kinda... well uhh....Heeeeeeeeee, uhhhhh...

Autolycus is a repe baby. 8|

Autolycus: +HATES Hermes. Hates him SO MUCH.+ B|

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Orbrielle: I'LL DO IT! *hand on her chest in a proud pose* *takes Solomon off to a small room to discu-*
Solomon: *faints*

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... It's like a chronic disease for Solomon. xD

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Poor thing. )8 *pets him* .....*writes down that Autolycus was a rape baby* This shall be GOOOOD fluff material. (B

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Fluff as in father-son moments??? 8D OH SQUEE!



Yes, Bri showed me that section. Apparently Hermes AND Apollo found a deep interest in Chione and they both popped her up while she was stone-drunk at different intervals.
This lead to Chione's sudden assumption that she was more beautiful than Artemis herself, which resulted to Artemis killing her. 8x

I don't know HOW Hermes can live with himself.

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What about ZEUS! He took what's-her-face's virginity in the guise of her husband while he was off fighting the people who killed her family or something and made HERACLES!

And then there was Io or something. He turned HER into a cow to hide her from Hera.

Zeus was pimping. B) *looks at him now* ... Sigh.

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Io! 8D

... Yeah, I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole.

Really, I think Hermes was the most docile of the more popular Gods, in retrospect. 83

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So Autolycus didn't even have a MUMMY. DB *holds Autolycus*
It's so awkward to think about all the things he did in mythology, and then look at him in the show. XD He's so INNOCENT and sweet!

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He IS! You'd NEVER know he committed so many horrible crimes. 83 +Squishes Hermes+
Hermes: +Feels like he's gonna break+ TT^TT

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*would be oh so sad if he did* )8

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I dun think being a rape baby would make Autolycus hate Hermes...I'm a rape baby and I don't hate my father (even tho I've never met him...cept for that one time at the pizza place...cause he was a friend of my moms and we happened to run into him...the arse -_-)

I can't...really...picture Hermes paired with anyone honestly...he's just so...hyper and...squirrley...

He's a hyper active squirrel! XD

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SQUIRRELS!!!

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What are they like? :)

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They're like Hermes. DUH.

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I cannot compare the two!!! D8

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XD I was kidding.

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...

I STILL CAN'T COMPARE HERMES WITH SQUIRRELS!

So I will make another similie.

Australian style.

Hermes is as hyper as a wallaby on speed. 8D

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*approves!* 8)

But I can compare him with a squirrel. (B

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Hermes is only like a squirrel in that he steals things.

B( Friggen thievish squirrels.

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He STEALS THINGS? D8!

I was talking about his kinda spazzy/jittery attitude. Which I find adorable ^^

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Well, he is the king of thieves. 83

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......................OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH *remembers now* ^^

Such a bad boy. T___T

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..........I want to make love to Autolycus..........(B I read the entire 'cow stealing' story...and I laughed XD

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Autolycus is damn sexy!!! (cept when he's being played by Bruce Campbell XD)

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.......Ah......is he.....WAIT. *GOOGLE SEARCH* Ah, yes. Creepy rape mustache guy. Thought I saw you somewhere. 8|

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*Lols*

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Obviously Hermes should be with me. LOL. Just kidding.

I don't know either.

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>8 !!!!!!!!!! +Hides Hermes' face in her boobies protectively+ NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Hermes: +Suffocating+

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HERMES!!!!!

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...has.....a.....butt.
Herry: He sure does. He sure does. 83

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*Barf*

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4get-4ever wrote:

...has.....a.....butt.
Herry: He sure does. He sure does. 83


I agree, he sure does have a butt!

 



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I HEREBY SAY THAT THE OTP OF THIS ENTIRE FORUM IS HERMESxME!

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+Stamp of approval to clarify.+
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+Also, dates it+
+And sends it to the Government+

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XD

I think only those of us who know exactly what the Bri does at her job will fully understand this.

And I am one of us (B

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*Wishes to know now*

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xDDD

I work for MIT's libraries now. (B MIT gets exclusive texts and documents in microfiche form (which is really super-small print-- so small, you could fit twenty-or maybe fifty pages of texts on one microfiche page) from the Government.
The department I work in gets all the Senate and Congress Hearings recorded in text format, and I have the fun and easy task of labeling, sorting, and sending the documents to be filed away or filtered into large-print.
...If Hermes got microfiche from meetings held in Mt. Olympus, I would SO help him with it. (B

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Honestly though Hermes has been with more women than I can count.

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Yeah.
He's almost as much of a pimp as Zeus. xD

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XD Very interesting...

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Yeah, and he has like 20 children. Including Autolykus and Pan.

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